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  • becausebirds:

    MAKIN’ IT RAINNNN

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  • buddhabrot:

    jingledink:

    found two kitties cuddling by the sea

    NO WAY this made my year

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  • the doctor + their ginger bestfriend pt.1

    Loves a redhead, the Doctor.

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    harblkun:

    despairsfortune:

    asexualrogers:

    octopiwhalestreet:

    yoquinto:

    okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens

    A pirate for the adventure, not the booty

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    oh my gosh i want that on a bumper sticker

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    Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks.

    IT GOT BETTER

    (Source: uncanny-xmen, via 221bsuperpotterwholocked)

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  • "I hate people generally, but I like people individually."
    introverts (via janesblueheaven)

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  • This is Clara, not my assistant, she’s, er, some other word.

    (Source: timelordgifs, via cumberbuddy12)

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  • darlinghogwarts:

    If James and Lily had survived, I am positive that every time Harry got into trouble, there would be a huge betting pool on whether the next howler would be James and Sirius congratulating him or Lily screaming at him and commanding Severus to give him detention for a month. And as the Potter family owl would arrive, everyone would be silently anticipating the results, and at the end you’d see dumbledore discretely handing mcgonagall 10 galleons

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  • papa-nier:

    trust me im a dad

    (via imjustmathew)

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